No really, I can explain....

1. I slept with my hair in pin curls and setting lotion to achieve this look.

2. I loved, loved, loved that Holly-Hobby-Laura-Ingalls-Patchwork dress. Wore it everyday if they'd let me.

3. What's with the neon green barette?

4. Dig the way the Kool-aid mustache sets off my dimples.

5. Freckles or dirt? or Grape Jelly? Possibly all three.